Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber